Thinking about It... Loudly!

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The internet is full of mysterious things. As you must have heard it for the thousandth time - There is nothing you can't find on internet. A thinking man might register the last sentence differently in his brain. Or at least I did.(My apologies for being so presumptuous to include myself in the elite group of thinking men. But to 'think' of it, I must belong there since I am 'thinking' about it!)

Official mascot of thinking men's group. Or at least I 'think' it should be the one!

Back to the topic - when I said my brain registered the previously mentioned sentence differently I meant my brain totally ignored it.(Congratulations if you have to go back to the previously paragraph to read what the sentence I was talking about! You apparently are a thinking man too!) My thinking brain totally discarded the idea of finding everything on the internet like the idea that you can find everything on the internet!

Damn you internet!!

I didn't realize how much of a big fool I've been not to take that seriously until recently. I'd stumble upon something recently that made me rethink what my brain constitutes as a pithy aphorism and what is utter pile of excreta of a domesticated bovine animal aka bullshit!

Bullshit - pictured here... literally!

This realization came to me when I saw one video. And when I saw this video the realization struck me like a bolt of lightening. I felt like everything happened in a split second. Rationally speaking, it took 2 seconds, which also happens to be the length of the video. Take a look at the video and see it for yourself. Before you go head let me warn you if you are under 13 or a pregnant woman(hopefully not both at the same time!) or have history of weak heart. Be cautious! It won't take more than a minute. Correction - It will take exactly 2 seconds, which is the length of the video.

PS - The creator of this video tries to show the viewer the daunting and totally unnerving task of throwing a dirty sock to the floor!

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