There is no doubt this movie is the biggest movie prank ever pulled this year. Prakash Jha really did a number on everyone this time. He even beat Anees Bazmee, the worst director of the year. Anees Bazmee thought he could gather huge pile horse-shit then throw Salman Khan in it and then piss all over it and will realease that 'thing' as a movie named Ready. Anees you got me there. I admit shamefully that you managed to rob me off my money and my precious time. That Salman Khan flavoured horse-shit was a huge joke. People felt for that joke and got hustled off. But guess what Anees, the joke's on you. You are not the biggest prankster of the year. Prakash Jha is miles ahead of you in this race.
"Winning! Bitch!"
Here is the joke if you had missed it : you remeber how Prakash Jha was going to make a movie with suggestive name - AARAKSHAN, which was supposed to be dealing with the sensitive issue of cast based reservation in Indian education system. Funny thing, the movie is not about that.
"Gotcha!Sucker!"
There was so much anticipation about this movie. Politicians were banning this movie left and right. Main stream media was going ape-shit mad discussing this issue at length. And finally when the movie was released there were police everywhere in the cinema hall premises. In midst of this, Prakash Jha was trying so hard to suppress the urge to laugh his ass off. But he was waiting patiently for the movie to be released.
"Patience my precious."
Finally, the movie was released. People went to watch this movie. I was one of them. And I felt like I went to watch शोले but instead was made to watch अमर भूपाळी.
"See, hardly any difference."
There is one silver lining to the whole saga of idiocy. It would've been really bitching to watch the expressions of the politicians who wanted to ban the movie before it's release.
"Are you sure this is the right movie??"
And somewhere Prakash Jha would've been laughing so hard he must have pooped his pants a bit.
"Shit! Bitch! Literally."
Lol .. dubyach nighala mhanaje ki movie ...
ReplyDeleteare tu ekhada tari changala movie pahato ka :P
neway bhari zalay .. spl the comparison part bewtn शोले and अमर भूपाळी.. keep it up ..:)
(hyaveles tu movie madhale kahi pan dialogs/scenes mentione nahi kele...tar movie madhe asa kahi pan mention karanya sarakha navata asa me gruhit dharato :P:P)