Sunday, October 2, 2011

Anger Management 101

Recently I've stumbled upon a secret. A secret that will keep you happy. A secret that will help you make your life better without losing your mind. The secret that will let you express your certain emotions for your own good. The secret which is about one of the basest emotions that every human being on this planet has. Of course I'm talking about anger. Yes, that anger which has caused rift between the families. The anger which has made people part ways with their jobs for not controlling it at the right time(the right time being when boss is around). The anger which had launched blood fueds that will go on forever. Countries have been on wars with each other either for not controlling it or for expressing it at the wrong place.

To tell you the truth it's not really about controlling the anger. You shouldn't control your anger. It only makes things worse for you. What you really need to do is to learn how to express it better. Recently, I learned of this Arabic fellow. People say he is very special. A mere utterance of his name will lesson your anger. If you really want to purge yourself of that anger of yours then you must shout the name of this Arabic fellow at the top of your lungs. So prepare yourself gentlemen for being bestowed upon with a secret that has been kept from us for so many years by this cruel society.

Enough about the opening act. Let me get to the point here. Before I let you know the name, let me quickly go through its usage again. If you are angry at someone look at that person straight in the eyes and utter this Arabic fellow's name. If you are really angry at someone you can scream this name at him while giving him a middle finger. And if you are really really REALLY angry then you can shout the name with your utmost strength, at the same time you can always tear your own shirt for the dramatic effect. So brace yourselves guys, here is the Arabic name that will save us all... 'Suq Madiq'.

P.S. : You really have to say it out loud to know what it means.


1 comment:

  1. there is one more on wikiality liqa madiq

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