Wednesday, October 26, 2011

RA.One - हाG.One

When someone mentions 'dream project' in movie parlance only one movie used to come to mind few years back - Mera Naam Joker. Despite being a really good movie, it was a huge flop at the box office and showman Raj Kapoor didn't really recover from it. Nowadays when you mention 'dream project' instantly one name comes to mind - RA.One. SRK was doing everything possible to promote this movie. From countless appearances on every talk show he could find to shaking a leg at every event to the tunes from the movie. There's only one thing he forgot to do - to actually make a good movie.

I was looking forward to this movie. There is no doubt SRK poured in a hell lot of money in this project. I was hoping he must have made sure the money is going in the right place. Apparently, they wasted it all on special effects. The effects that were not really needed in the movie. If they had hired some brilliant writers to re-write the script, it would've made the movie a lot better and would've cost a fraction of it.

They're promoting this movie as a family entertainment but you shouldn't bring your kids to the movie unless you are OK with them asking you a question later "Dad, what's a condom." I should give you some context here. There are couple of places where they've made this condom joke and it's not even funny. They're just trying to get some cheap laughs. The worst part about that joke it that they made a 10 year old kid say the word condom!(Twice!)

It's just not that one inappropriate joke that worries me. The choreographer of the song 'Criminal' is a total ass-philiac. He would actually make Shakti Kapoor feel better about himself when it comes to objectifying woman. If you're the only person in India who hasn't seen this song yet, allow me to familiarize you with some 'gems' from the song

Do you see what I'm trying to say here? You don't? Then here's one more where SRK is sandwiched between two asses. (And none of them is Karan Johar!)


There are so many asses flying around the room at the time that SRK is actually confused in the next one.


As if that wasn't enough, the director though the viewers were not getting enough of ass so he thought it would be a good idea to smother them with the mightiest ass that is out there.


Now that is some high level psychopath behavior. I wonder if someone said during the shooting "Damn, it smells like ass in here!"

2 comments:

  1. Bara zala , naati ghatta karnyala mi pradhanya dile nahi ... This time sensible review ... It seems ;-)

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  2. bara zala nahi pahili movie me :P:)

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