Saturday, October 8, 2011

तिचा बाप त्याचा बाप - अनासपुरे सगळ्यांचा बाप!


पिक्चर मध्ये पाहण्यासारख्या गोष्टी : मकरंद अनासपुरे आणि त्याची चड्डी.
पिक्चर मध्ये न पाहण्यासारख्या गोष्टी : उरलेला सगळा पिक्चर.

अनासपुरेने दाखवून दिले कि दादा कोंडके नंतर चड्डी घालावी तर त्यानेच. बाकी कोणी कॅमेऱ्यासमोर चड्डीमधे दिसला कि त्याला पोकळ बांबूचे फटके ओढायची शिक्षा व्हायला  हवी. अशी घोडचूक करणाऱ्याला फक्त बांबूच्या फटक्यांनी काही होणार नाही तर त्यांच्या तोंडाला अनासपुरेच्या काळ्या चड्डीपेक्ष्या थोडे कमी काळे फासायला हवे. त्याच चड्डीच्या नाड्याने अशा माणसास उलटे लटकावून मिरचीची धुरी द्यायला हवी.यापुढे मराठी चित्रपट सृष्टीत कुणाचेही बाहू(आणि पायही) फुरफुरायला नकोत चड्डी घालण्यासाठी. चड्डीच नाव काढले कि भल्याभल्यांची पिवळी व्हायला हवी - प्यांट(कारण चड्डी तर त्यांनी घालायचा प्रश्नच येत नाही)

मकरंद अनासपुरेने फक्त ती काळी कुळकुळीत चड्डीच अजरामर नाही केली तर सोबत एक guitar पण आहे. आता guitar न वापरण्याची कुणाला ताकीद द्यायची काही एक गरज नाही. guitar चं काय घेऊन बसलात हो, चड्डीला धरा! guitar वाजवणारे आणि ते कॅमेऱ्यासमोर वाजवायचं नाटक करणारे हजार असतील, पण तीच guitar चड्डी घालून खास बीडच्या इष्टाइलने नाचायला काय उठसुठ कोणालाही जमणार आहे का? हि काय भाजी खायची  गोष्ट आहे का? अशा वेळी साक्षात रजनीकांत ज्या ज्वालामुखीवर थंडीमध्ये हात शेकतो त्याच ज्वालामुखीवर पापड भाजणारा अनासपुरेच पाहिजे. येरागाबाळाचे काय काम!

Monday, October 3, 2011

अंबानीची गाडी!

Joke दुसऱ्याचा illustration माझे.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Anger Management 101

Recently I've stumbled upon a secret. A secret that will keep you happy. A secret that will help you make your life better without losing your mind. The secret that will let you express your certain emotions for your own good. The secret which is about one of the basest emotions that every human being on this planet has. Of course I'm talking about anger. Yes, that anger which has caused rift between the families. The anger which has made people part ways with their jobs for not controlling it at the right time(the right time being when boss is around). The anger which had launched blood fueds that will go on forever. Countries have been on wars with each other either for not controlling it or for expressing it at the wrong place.

To tell you the truth it's not really about controlling the anger. You shouldn't control your anger. It only makes things worse for you. What you really need to do is to learn how to express it better. Recently, I learned of this Arabic fellow. People say he is very special. A mere utterance of his name will lesson your anger. If you really want to purge yourself of that anger of yours then you must shout the name of this Arabic fellow at the top of your lungs. So prepare yourself gentlemen for being bestowed upon with a secret that has been kept from us for so many years by this cruel society.

Enough about the opening act. Let me get to the point here. Before I let you know the name, let me quickly go through its usage again. If you are angry at someone look at that person straight in the eyes and utter this Arabic fellow's name. If you are really angry at someone you can scream this name at him while giving him a middle finger. And if you are really really REALLY angry then you can shout the name with your utmost strength, at the same time you can always tear your own shirt for the dramatic effect. So brace yourselves guys, here is the Arabic name that will save us all... 'Suq Madiq'.

P.S. : You really have to say it out loud to know what it means.


Saturday, September 10, 2011

Magic trick!

Old joke, new illustration.


Friday, September 9, 2011

चड्डी!

Joke दुसऱ्याचा, Illustration माझे.



Thursday, September 8, 2011

That Girl In Yellow Boots (review) - psychopath extreme!



There are few movies in the recent times in Hindi film industry that have changed the way everyone looks at the movies. Previously tabooed things have been represented so well in these movies that Indians have changed thier parochical mindset about them. One such recent movie is Delhi Belly. Delhi Belly has made swearing look cool to a certain extent. People were not affected by the ample use of curse words because of the way they were aptly used in the movie. Delhi Belly significantly helped to set new norm in the Indian cinema where you can swear on screen without being marked as cheap.

Take a look at the psychopaths in Hindi films. People have this preconceived notion of pshychopath's portyal in Hindi cinema. It often includes a madman who at first would look like a charmer or a perfectly sane person with obvious crazy streak. The writer and director would give us enough hints to let us know that something is definitely wrong with the guy. This image of the psychopath was created not by keeping actual psychotic behavior in mind but the audience's expections of psychopaths. Often the audience is to blame for this kind of thing. Nobody wants the psychopath to be some guy in the background who you know would never matter in anyone's life. They don't want to be outsmarted by some guy with loose screw. They need psychopaths be some blatant goodlooking dudes who they can pick from a line up. So writers and directors pampered audience's notion of being-smarter-than-the-bad-guy-to-know-who-he-is. The psychopath was never shown as real world psychopath. The authors often bestowed at least one quality upon him to make people feel bad about him or at least make him feel less of a psychopath. One such example is Shahrukh Khan in Darr where despite being a psychopath he was shown as an underdog and we kind of feel bad for the poor guy. But now it looks like Anurag Kashyap has said enough is enough and he is going all the way to set a new norm regarding audience's perception of a psychopath with That Girl In Yellow Boots(TGIYB).

The psychopath in TGIYB is the guy who you see everyday but never notice. He is the one who does his dirty work right under your nose. He outsmarts you everyday while you are smugly thinking how no one can sneak up on you ever. What really amazes me is that how no one made any fuss about this movie despite it being so bold. But many times it happens that the 'fuss makers' are the movie makers themselves trying to enjoy some cheap publicity. It looks like Anurag Kashyap is in no Hurry for that.

The story is about a girl(Kalki) from England who works as masseuse in India while searching for her father. She has never seen his photo, just knows his name. There are pretty strong characters that Kashyap has created in the movie. Kalki's protogonist who is fed up with the Indian emmigration people in Visa related issues and at the same time exhausted in search of her father is very well portrayed. There is one talkative receptionist who acts as a comic relief. The character which got most laughs and my accolades is no doubt Chittiappa. He is a south Indian goon Kalki's boyfriend has taken money from. The way he talks desi english is simply hilarious.

I wouldn't spoil the movie for you by telling you the whole story and the whereabouts of the psychopath. The ending was certainly a big surprise for me. I wasn't expecting Kashyap to drop a surprise bomb.

Anyway the movie is good. But don't watch it if you don't like serious-realistic movies. You might end up missing the point that the director is trying to make.


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

सफरचंद!

Joke दुसऱ्याचा, Illustration माझे.

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